Say what?

I swear my kids say the funniest things ever! Bennett: -I want "harshmellows" in my chocolate milk! -(Bennett riding his scooter on the driveway) mom, did you see those "skeeeerts!?" yeah, my fast! Peytonn: -mom, this looks ok for church? (walks in the room wearing his baseball cap, batting gloves, and cleats with jeans and a tshirt) -mom, look. I dressed myself! Me: how did you get your jeans down off the shelf? Peytonn:I made some stairs in the closer with stuff and I accidentally messed up the closet. Me: oh really? Accidentally, huh? This all happened today. I swear, everyday is something new that they come up with!